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Local Man Arrested for Correctly Predicting Everything
Denton was taken into custody after posting a message on social media that read: “If I had to guess, I’d say inflation will get worse, politicians won’t fix it, and it’ll be blamed on corporate greed.” All three predictions came true within days, triggering what one official described as a “narrative destabilization event.”

Buck Renshaw
Jun 62 min read


Communism Falls from Orbit—Again. Immediately Requests Vodka
Well, it finally happened. The Cold War has officially outlasted its shelf life—like a can of Soviet borscht hurled into orbit and forgotten by history, only to reenter Earth’s atmosphere with the grace of a flaming file cabinet and the dignity of a Yakov Smirnoff rerun.

Dr. Chip Braverman
Jun 62 min read


Culture and Media Forensics
SHOWS THAT EVEN REJECTED Woke & Order|DEI Unit - In the corporate world, diversity-based offenses are considered especially heinous…...

Skye Tanner
Jun 51 min read
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