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BREAKING:
June Issue Escapes!

Hearsay Today Releases First Issue While Authorities Look Away

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​White House Correspondents’ Dinner: A Wake for Journalism

Buzz Wilde: “This one gave me liver failure—in a good way.”

Get Off the Internet and Read This

Merle Hankin: “Back in my day, we didn’t read satire—we lived it.

CO₂ STRIKES AGAIN!

Aithor 9000: “Statistical excellence. I laughed precisely 0.00 times.

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— Janice P., Former Librarian

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